Heres a list of my favourite chuck norris jokes
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
You are expected to write your blog posts yourself. If you copy and paste something from another web site it is not going to count for marks. The world wants to hear what you have to say for yourself.
ReplyDeleteim not that interesting!! and a few chuck norris jokes wont harm anybody will they?
ReplyDeleteits not like i went away and copied my whole blog. im still doing my class work aswell.